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发表于 2006-4-11 19:03 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
&nbsp;&nbsp;<font size="3"><strong><span style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: 幼圆; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">&nbsp;&nbsp; 最近的心情实在说不上好,和一些令人不愉快的人打交道,看着对手惨淡且滑稽且拙劣然而不能不说是执着的表演,我,以及知情的麦友们,渐渐都有些身心俱疲,大家真的开始怀疑和某些人打交道是否侮辱了广大麦民的智慧。</span></strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <p></p></span></font><p></p><p><font size="3"><strong><span style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;">  </span></strong><strong><span style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: 幼圆; mso-hansi-font-family: 幼圆; mso-bidi-font-family: 幼圆;">总之,最近比较烦</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: 幼圆; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">[em15]</span></strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p><font size="3"><strong><span style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;">  </span></strong><strong><span style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: 幼圆; mso-hansi-font-family: 幼圆; mso-bidi-font-family: 幼圆;">星期天,出差归来,累。</span></strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p><font size="3"><strong><span style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;">  </span></strong><strong><span style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: 幼圆; mso-hansi-font-family: 幼圆; mso-bidi-font-family: 幼圆;">适逢有麦友夫妇自远方来,而心灵海发了奖学金,要请客,已等了我近一周。</span></strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p><font size="3"><strong><span style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;">  </span></strong><strong><span style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: 幼圆; mso-hansi-font-family: 幼圆; mso-bidi-font-family: 幼圆;">出外</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: 幼圆; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">FB</span></strong><strong><span style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: 幼圆; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">。</span></strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p><font size="3"><strong><span style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;">  </span></strong><strong><span style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: 幼圆; mso-hansi-font-family: 幼圆; mso-bidi-font-family: 幼圆;">麦友初见面,自然是</span></strong><strong><span style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: 幼圆; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">如故,不如此,反倒奇哉怪哉。</span></strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p><font size="3"><strong><span style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;">  </span></strong><strong><span style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: 幼圆; mso-hansi-font-family: 幼圆; mso-bidi-font-family: 幼圆;">酒过三巡,隔壁隔间里一声狂啸:</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 幼圆; mso-ascii-font-family: 幼圆;">“</span></strong><strong><span style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: 幼圆; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">为了<span lang="EN-US">XXX</span>干一杯!</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 幼圆; mso-ascii-font-family: 幼圆;">”</span></strong><strong><span style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: 幼圆; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">是老莫那种广东普通话,其音量可比老莫震撼大发了!与这哥儿们的铜琵琶铁快板相比,老莫那动静最多只能算小桥流水人家及其浅酌低唱而已已<span lang="EN-US">[em04]</span></span></strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p><font size="3"><strong><span style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;">  </span></strong><strong><span style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: 幼圆; mso-hansi-font-family: 幼圆; mso-bidi-font-family: 幼圆;">大概是最近憋得难受,又大概是素来爱起哄,俺将杯子往桌上一墩,扯开俺们西北仍的嗓门一声吼:</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 幼圆; mso-ascii-font-family: 幼圆;">“</span></strong><strong><span style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: 幼圆; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">来,为了麦田干一杯!</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 幼圆; mso-ascii-font-family: 幼圆;">”</span></strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p><font size="3"><strong><span style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;">  </span></strong><strong><span style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: 幼圆; mso-hansi-font-family: 幼圆; mso-bidi-font-family: 幼圆;">话音甫落,酒方沾唇,隔壁又是一嗓子:</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 幼圆; mso-ascii-font-family: 幼圆;">“</span></strong><strong><span style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: 幼圆; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">哇(我不知道要哇出这动静儿嘴岔子得咧到什么程度,有</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 幼圆; mso-ascii-font-family: 幼圆;">“</span></strong><strong><span style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: 幼圆; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">相当</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 幼圆; mso-ascii-font-family: 幼圆;">”</span></strong><strong><span style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: 幼圆; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">的难度啊)!麦田的在隔壁啊,我要和麦田的喝一杯!</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 幼圆; mso-ascii-font-family: 幼圆;">”</span></strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p><font size="3"><strong><span style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;">  </span></strong><strong><span style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: 幼圆; mso-hansi-font-family: 幼圆; mso-bidi-font-family: 幼圆;">少时,门帘</span></strong><strong><span style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: 幼圆; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">挑开,一位瘦高白净的小伙子站在了面前:</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 幼圆; mso-ascii-font-family: 幼圆;">“</span></strong><strong><span style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: 幼圆; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">各位,你们是麦田的啊?!我敬大家一杯!麦田的人都是好样的!</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 幼圆; mso-ascii-font-family: 幼圆;">”</span></strong><strong><span style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: 幼圆; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">言毕,仰脖,一饮而尽,之后,小伙子端着杯子:</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 幼圆; mso-ascii-font-family: 幼圆;">“</span></strong><strong><span style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: 幼圆; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">我也要加入麦田,要什么手续啊?</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 幼圆; mso-ascii-font-family: 幼圆;">”</span></strong><strong><span style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: 幼圆; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">于是俺<span lang="EN-US">GF</span>又开始兜售麦田毒药,小伙子满意而归</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 幼圆; mso-ascii-font-family: 幼圆;">……</span></strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p><font size="3"><strong><span style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;">  </span></strong><strong><span style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: 幼圆; mso-hansi-font-family: 幼圆; mso-bidi-font-family: 幼圆;">复落坐,大家的表情多少有些怪</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 幼圆; mso-ascii-font-family: 幼圆;">……</span></strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p><font size="3"><strong><span style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;">  </span></strong><strong><span style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: 幼圆; mso-hansi-font-family: 幼圆; mso-bidi-font-family: 幼圆;">别人我不知道,本人鼻子是有点泛酸。</span></strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p><font size="3"><strong><span style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial;">  虽然这一个月来的事情让很少讲粗口的我破口大骂</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">“</span></strong><strong><span style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial;">真</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">TMD</span></strong><strong><span style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial;">太黑暗了</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">”</span></strong><strong><span style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial;">!虽然俺</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">GF</span></strong><strong><span style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial;">曾被气得伏在我肩上号啕大哭令我手足无措,然而这不期而遇的一杯酒,荡尽了罩在心头的阴霾,云开月明,心旷神怡</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">……</span></strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p><font size="3"><strong><span style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial;">  为了那些穷苦的孩子,为了善良的人们对麦田的信任,为了做人的良知,我们还要笑着,风雨兼程</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">[em01]</span></strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <p></p></span></font></p><p></p><p></p><p><font size="3"><strong><span style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial;">  归途,喝了点酒的心灵海同学手舞之足蹈之,兴奋不已,容易满足的好孩子啊</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: #44665f; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">[em10]</span></strong></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p>
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发表于 2006-4-11 19:40 | 显示全部楼层
下次我陪你喝一斤
发表于 2006-4-11 20:58 | 显示全部楼层
楼上的酒量不一般哈,来[em10]
发表于 2006-4-11 22:11 | 显示全部楼层
鼠哥,北北,还有山东的众多麦民,你们辛苦了!!种子向你们致敬!!!
发表于 2006-4-11 22:25 | 显示全部楼层
<p>的确是满爽的事啊。。</p><p>千辛万苦</p><p>都付笑谈中啊。。</p>[em23][em23][em24]
发表于 2006-4-11 22:37 | 显示全部楼层
<p>麦田原来真的无处不在!</p>
发表于 2006-4-11 22:52 | 显示全部楼层
<p>哈哈,那天真的心里感觉很是那个.........</p><p>觉得自己做的一切都值了!</p><p>那天大家都比较陶醉了</p><p>这种激励和感动...</p><p>[em31][em31][em34][em01]</p><p></p>
发表于 2006-4-11 22:53 | 显示全部楼层
爽快!果然!!
发表于 2006-4-11 23:15 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2006-4-12 01:37 | 显示全部楼层
<p>说真的,我看不懂有些地方——那些人是什么人啊??又发生什么事了吗???</p><p>不过后面那点看懂了,嘻嘻!~麦田好样的。</p>
发表于 2006-4-12 02:07 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2006-4-12 09:01 | 显示全部楼层
同感!!!
发表于 2006-4-12 12:39 | 显示全部楼层
向好样的麦田学习.也向容易满足的孩子学习
发表于 2006-4-12 12:44 | 显示全部楼层
<p>有酒喝吆</p>
发表于 2006-4-12 12:55 | 显示全部楼层
发生了什么事儿?
发表于 2006-4-12 13:32 | 显示全部楼层
<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>木木</i>在2006-4-12 1:37:00的发言:</b><br/><p>说真的,我看不懂有些地方——那些人是什么人啊??又发生什么事了吗???</p><p>不过后面那点看懂了,嘻嘻!~麦田好样的。</p></div><p>痛感!</p>[em04]
发表于 2006-4-12 15:40 | 显示全部楼层
<p>呵呵,当家的写清楚嘛!</p><p>不过麦田在石大的影响可想而知啊!</p><p>由于此,俺怎么也算一个红人了,前几天路边一个干活的小工还叫我名字,吓我一跳!</p><p>原来学校评我公益之星,大家都在报纸或礼堂见我了!</p><p>好多人都特CB我!呵呵,那是麦田的人啊!搞得很好!</p><p>哈哈哈哈哈小得意一下!</p>
发表于 2006-4-12 15:57 | 显示全部楼层
为麦田骄傲
发表于 2006-4-12 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>垂钓碧溪</i>在2006-4-12 15:40:00的发言:</b><br/><p>呵呵,当家的写清楚嘛!</p><p>不过麦田在石大的影响可想而知啊!</p><p>由于此,俺怎么也算一个红人了,前几天路边一个干活的小工还叫我名字,吓我一跳!</p><p>原来学校评我公益之星,大家都在报纸或礼堂见我了!</p><p>好多人都特CB我!呵呵,那是麦田的人啊!搞得很好!</p><p>哈哈哈哈哈小得意一下!</p></div><p>MM好样的!!!</p>[em21][em21][em21]
 楼主| 发表于 2006-4-12 17:35 | 显示全部楼层
<p>其实也没什么大不了的事情,就是些小鬼干了点儿小坏事碰上一群麦田钟馗[em05]</p><p>过些日子可能会有《捉鬼记》奉献给大家,不过吧,想看呢,得多少出点儿银子,吼吼[em01]最近很穷啊[em01]</p>
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